020 - S2E7 "Teenage Marriage, Part 1" with Paul Padilla

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Re: PERSON-TO-PERSON CALLS: According to Wikipedia, “A person-to-person call is an operator-assisted call in which the calling party requests to speak to a specific party and not simply to anyone who answers. The caller is not charged for the call unless the requested party can be reached.” So that’s the difference. You don’t get charged if you don’t reach the person. THE MORE YOU KNOW… * whoosh *


White Mountain Puzzles was a rare hidden discovery of mine a couple of years ago, and recently I found them at Bed Bath & Beyond. I have two of these puzzles hanging in my office. This is the one Paul & I discuss is called “Tasty Treats” …

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Ooh! And while I was re-visiting their website, I discovered they have a 1980s ‘nostalgia’ puzzle!

… and notice what is in the lower left corner!

… and notice what is in the lower left corner!

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Annette Funicello Skippy Peanut Butter Commercials:


Hungry Hungry Hippos!


I couldn’t identify the video game that Mrs. Garrett was playing, but Bob in Anaheim nailed it on the first try… Electronic Quarterback! (When Mrs. G asks, “Who’s In There?” that is the slogan of the product.)

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The electronic video game I was referencing was called “Microvision.”

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Regarding joining the Navy with/without a high school diploma: According to this article, “Every branch of the military will accept applications from someone who doesn't have a high school diploma. You must, however, have a GED certificate. The military only enlists a small amount of GED candidates each year based on a percentage of the total number of people enlisting. Military research has shown that high school dropouts are more likely to have behavioral issues and be discharged from the service early.” Final Word: FACTS OF LIFE FAIL.


Just gonna leave this here…


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The controversy continues … this was posted to the Facebook page after the episode dropped:

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But then… common ground was discovered and old wounds began to heal…

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019 - S2E6 "Shoplifting" with Dr. Steve Summers

Me & Dr. Steve! (Yes, that is a picture of us in the background. And my HS diploma and Bachelor’s Degree. Those are always there. I didn’t drag those out to impress him. Also note my TOOTIE DOLL!) In addition to being a Doctor of Chemistry, Stev…

Me & Dr. Steve! (Yes, that is a picture of us in the background. And my HS diploma and Bachelor’s Degree. Those are always there. I didn’t drag those out to impress him. Also note my TOOTIE DOLL!)
In addition to being a Doctor of Chemistry, Steve is the Associate Vice President of the School of Arts and Sciences at Seminole State College. (which includes the theatre department!)

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Two things I meant to mention and forgot: (1) I don’t believe we EVER hear of Jo working at Harrison’s Department Store on the weekend in a future epsiode, and (2) “Shoplifting” is the episode they used when “The Rerun Show” did their spoof/re-enactment of it. Find it on YouTube, or watch for it here; I’ll be posting it on Sunday.


The wonderful voice of Hazel Shermet on “The New Zoo Revue.” Here is the theme song, and 2 of Hazel’s characters: Henrietta Hippo and Freida Frog:


Dr. Steve’s first concert with The Orlando Gay Chorus. Featuring this gem and a super talented and beautiful special guest soloist (later named Anastasia Von Trapp):


DOLLAR COIN STUFF!

The Susan B. Anthony dollar, first issued in 1979

The Susan B. Anthony dollar, first issued in 1979

Charles Bronson in 1966… Nope, I don’t really see the resemblance.

Charles Bronson in 1966… Nope, I don’t really see the resemblance.

Charles Bronson in “Death Wish” (1974)

Charles Bronson in “Death Wish” (1974)

actual photo of Susan B. Anthony from 1860

actual photo of Susan B. Anthony from 1860

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Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906)

Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906)

You Go, Girl!

You Go, Girl!

YAAAAS, KWEEN!!

YAAAAS, KWEEN!!

D’Oh!

D’Oh!

OK, that’s a little better… ? Sort of… ?

OK, that’s a little better… ? Sort of… ?

One of the problems with the coin was how close it was in size to the quarter.

One of the problems with the coin was how close it was in size to the quarter.

From my own (blurry) collection: Eisenhower dollar coin (first issued 1971), The Sacagawea dollar coin (first issued 2002), the SAME-SIZE Susan B. Anthony dollar, and quarter to show relative size.

From my own (blurry) collection: Eisenhower dollar coin (first issued 1971), The Sacagawea dollar coin (first issued 2002), the SAME-SIZE Susan B. Anthony dollar, and quarter to show relative size.


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THEY STILL COMMENT ON EACH OTHER’S INSTAGRAMS!!! AAAAHHHHHH! (note whose account this is… Paul Padilla’s, of course)

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The funny ladies of “Soap:” CATHRYN DAMON (1930-1987) and just-recently-deceased KATHERINE HELMOND (1929-2019)

The funny ladies of “Soap:” CATHRYN DAMON (1930-1987) and just-recently-deceased KATHERINE HELMOND (1929-2019)


Madge The Manicurist, portrayed by actress Jan Miner from 1966 until 1992 (!).

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An early commercial from the late 1960s:

A later one from the 1980s:


An E. F. Hutton commercial from the 1970s:


An early drag character of mine that we discuss on the show: Rhonda Talonsky. This is Rhonda and her BFF Eilleen Dover ready to hit the town around Christmas-time in 1996. (Eilleen is the creation of André Provencher). This outfit may be what I was trying to pull together when I first met Dr. Steve. (A character similar to Rhonda can be seen at Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater; her name is Dolly in the show called “WKZY.”)

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Regarding our discussion of Hawaiian shirts… THIS is what I think of when I hear “Hawaiian Shirt:”

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Not really this… :-/

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And for those who have never seen a Two-Dollar Bill… (discussed in the Extras) :

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018 - S2E5 "Cousin Geri" with Jeff Jones

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From the Digital Cutting Room Floor:


Jeff Jones Stand-Up!

Jeff as Barf from “Spaceballs” at my Halloween Party in 2010

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A great 2016 interview with Geri Jewell talking about doing “The Facts Of Life.”


For Jeff Jones: Some classic Little Caesar’s commercials from the 1980s.


THE COFFEE CONUNDRUM:

Jeff pointed out that there was an overabundance of coffee at Eastland School. In addition to the coffee VENDING MACHINE in the parlor / rec room…

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… Jeff noticed this MASSIVE coffee maker/percolator in the background of the set.

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This coffee maker first appeared in S2 E3 “Double Standard” … and it would remain there through the end of season 4 for the entire time the series takes place in the Eastland cafeteria.

SO WHY DOES MRS. GARRETT NEED TO GO INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET GERI A CUP OF COFFEE?!?

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Geri Jewell doing some of her stand-up in 1982 for a special called “I Love Liberty” … a Norman-Lear-produced salute to patriotism for Washington’s Birthday. Check out the INSANE list of celebrities who appeared on this show at IMdB!

From 2014: Some of Geri Jewell’s more recent stand-up. Here she even jokes about how she got her role on HBO’s “Deadwood.”


SPEAKING OF WHICH! We never did get to mention her work on HBO’s “Deadwood” (23 episodes from 2004-2006)… BTW, her character’s name was ‘Jewel.’

017 - S2E4 "Who Am I?" with Robb Zeiser

Mr. Robb and Ms. David

Mr. Robb and Ms. David


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Robb’s appearance on The Tonight Show!


Robb’s alter-ego on the streets of Hollywood Studios: Ben Appetit (photo by Jamie-Lyn Markos)

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The Amazing Silent Comedy of “Mr. Robb" :


Robb loves when I do my impression of Peter Griffin sing-saying “Guil-tyyyyyyy!” If you’ve never seen it, here is a 10-minute extended version. (And if you’re so inclined, there is also a 10-hour super cut on YouTube.)


The video below ends before the punchline of the scene (Mr. Grant busts out laughing and thanks Mary for the “joke” because he really needed a laugh) but here is a homemade clip of the only time (I believe) Mary Tyler Moore sang on her eponymous show:


Click the photo below to watch the AWESOME documentary about Rose Marie (free to Amazon Prime Video subscribers):

=> UPDATE: It isn’t free anymore, it costs money now. Try here <=


If you are not familiar with the Punchy Players on YouTube, PLEASE watch some of their videos. (Sadly it’s been 4 years since they’ve posted anything new. Waaaah) The vocal impressions that "Jeff” does are spot-on, including his Mrs. Garrett found here around 1:05.


And checking up on Glenn Scarpelli… He just had a movie come out on Amazon Prime last September. It’s called Sacred Journeys, and he stars in it with Mackenzie Phillips, his former co-star on “One Day At A Time!” Click here to read an interview and watch the trailer. Click the photo below to go directly to the movie (free to Amazon Prime subscribers). WHO KNEW?!

016 - S2E3 "Double Standard" with Jodi Chase

They-ah we ahhhh! They-ah we aaaaaaah!! (This is Bostonian speak for “there we are”)

They-ah we ahhhh! They-ah we aaaaaaah!! (This is Bostonian speak for “there we are”)

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From The Digital Cutting Room Floor:


No-Pest Strips do still exist! Turns out they are now owned by Hot Shot. But in 1980 they were talking about this older version:


An early Parkay Margarine commercial (with a pre-”Alice” Vic Tayback!)


Thanks to my friend Bob for finding these next 2 videos… (1) CHILD WORLD!


(2) LECHMERE!

My Interview With Michael Wanzie

This article was featured in the December 13, 2018 issue of Michael Wanzie’s weekly WANZeGRAM. It is an email newsletter about Central Florida arts, entertainment, and events. If you wish to receive it, send Michael a message through Facebook requesting to be added to the email list. You can also visit his web site, wanzie.com (currently under construction).

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Let's Face The Facts: "The Facts of Life" was a Shit Show with which podcaster David Almeida is Obsessed

Into the crowded fray of podcasts of every description and level of quality or lack thereof comes a fairly recent entry by Orlando Actor/Writer David Almeida which is just quirky enough to rate being featured here in your WANZeGRAM.

For each episode of his “Let’s Face The Facts” podcast David Almeida invites one Central Florida so-and-so of some degree of notoriety into his Audubon Park home to watch an episode of the 1980s TV sitcom “The Facts of Life.” Once the episode concludes David turns on the recording device and coaches his guest to join him in “overanalyzing” said episode.

This concept seemed just weird enough to Wanzie that when asked by David to be a guest on the podcast he couldn’t say no. Especially since, as Wanzie explained to David, “I’m not sure I have ever seen an entire episode of ‘The Facts of Life’ from beginning to end because even back then I thought the show to be atrocious and most of the acting so bad I couldn’t bring myself to sit through an entire half hour of that tripe.” David saw this as a positive in keeping things interesting and so Wanzie did indeed avail himself to be a guest in this venture and thus, for perhaps the first time in his life, Wanzie watched an entire episode of a series which he refers to as “One of the most appalling, badly-written, poorly-produced TV sitcoms to have ever survived beyond its first season.”

The whole concept seemed so off the wall to Wanzie that he insisted we here at WANZeGRAM (WG) World Headquarters - nested in the heart of the lovely College Park neighborhood of Orlando Florida - conduct an interview with podcaster, David Almeida (DA) and so we have:

WG: What made you decide to enter the very crowded podcast arena?

DA: I love listening to podcasts, and some of my favorites are TV-nostalgia oriented. (My favorites: “TV Guidance Counselor,” “Go Bayside.”) I was like, “I can do that! I watched too much TV when I was a kid, too!” And crowded as it is, podcasting is easy, inexpensive, and allows anybody an international platform where their work can be found.

WG: Why this subject matter for your podcast?

DA: Other podcasts have used a similar format to talk about other shows, but nobody had done “The Facts Of Life,” which was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid. I had considered others, but I thought this particular show was the best choice because it had a long run (9 years!), it dealt with the issues of its day, it took on many different formats, and it clearly has a lasting place in our culture.

WG: Would you briefly explain your podcast formula for our Subscriber Friends?

DA: I invite an artist friend to my house. We watch an episode of the show. Then I hit record and we synopsize the show. Along the way, we analyze it, critique it, and use it as a springboard to talk about other related subjects. I also do a brief interview of the guest so they can talk about their own art and projects.

WG: Who have you had as guests thus far? 

DA: I have had Matthew Arter (a/k/a Carol Lee), Kevin Kriegel (a/k/a Mitzi Morris), Mike Marinaccio (of the Orlando Fringe Festival), Mark Baratelli (of The Daily City), actor friends Philip Nolen, Alex Mrazek, Paul Padilla, Brett Waldon, Martin Kunz, and a little up-and-coming spitfire named Michael Wanzie. I think he’s going to do well in this town. (I apologize that this list doesn’t contain more females! It was just a scheduling thing; I am already working to correct this!)

WG: How would rate or to compare your podcast which featured Wanzie with others you have done?

DA: Michael is one of my guests who had never seen the show before. I love the insight and observations that those people bring, and Wanzie’s spin didn’t disappoint. It didn’t help that we were in Season 1 when the show hadn’t yet found itself. Michael also gave me loads of crap for the extensive notes I took while watching. He then expanded on that to shame me for how clean and organized my home is. I think I am still traumatized.

WG: Do you intend for this to be a commercial/for-profit venture or is it just for the hell of it or what?

DA: This is 100% for my own fun and diversion. I think so many of us in the arts can relate to having many, many people we call friends, and yet we rarely see or spend time with them. This is a great excuse to create time to do something fun with those friends, and then send it out into the world to show how many amazingly talented and entertaining people we have here in Central Florida. If down the road the show became very popular and I could find sponsorship and/or monetize it, I would certainly consider it. Just to defray the relatively small costs of web hosting, etc. But this was not started with for-profit intentions.

WG: What has proved to be your greatest challenge thus far?

DA: The marketing side of things. I’m still figuring out the best ways to reach people and get the word out about the show. I’m learning that social media marketing is very complex, and while I want this show to be heard by lots of people, I don’t want the business end to swallow up the joy I get from creating the show itself.

WG: How many episodes do you have in the can?

DA: I had banked about 8 shows before I premiered it this past Halloween. I have enough right now to get me into the new year. In January I’ll be back to recording every week.

WG: Tell us anything more you want WANZeGRAM Subscriber Friends to know about the podcast.

DA: I am part of the generation that grew up in front of the television, and I’ve learned there are so many others like me. If you love to talk about the shows you grew up with, then I think you’ll enjoy the podcast. I realize not everybody is tech-savvy, but the good news is if you aren’t connected to a podcast app on your phone, just go to www.facethefactspod.com and you can listen to the show directly from the web site.

To go directly to the episode in which Wanzie is the guest just point your browser to: https://www.facethefactspod.com/podblog/2018/11/28/005-s1e5-overachieving-with-michael-wanzie

EDITORS NOTE: David Almeida is originally from Massachusetts and has lived in Orlando since 1992. He is a full-time performer at Walt Disney World and can also be seen at Universal Studios. He has appeared with many local theatre companies including Mad Cow TheatreGarden Theatre, Winter Park PlayhouseSea World, Beth Marshall Presents, Orlando Philharmonic, Bay Street Players, and Jester Theater. He has also produced / written / performed in many Orlando Fringe Festivals. He earned his Bachelor’s Degree in Cinema from the University of Massachusetts at Amherst. As a writer, he was film critic for Watermark for 5 years. He recently penned a new murder mystery for Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theatre, where he also performs. Other playwriting collaborations with co-author Stephen J. Miller have been featured by Playwrights’ Round Table, Theatre Downtown, and off-off-Broadway with Emerging Artists’ Theatre. David wishes WANZeGRAM subscriber friends to know that he is a Leo. He is single. His favorite food is pizza. His FICO score is 807. He owns his own home and he doesn’t have any pets, unless you count his roommate Austin. Potential suiters may wish to visit www.davidalmeida.com.

015 - S2E2 "The New Girl, Part 2" with Matthew Arter

…Then it got awkward.

…Then it got awkward.

EXTRAS for you to enjoy exclusively here at facethefactspod.com!


Matthew asked, and I delivered: This is a home-recording of “ON LAST WEEK’S SHOW” taken from the DVD box set:


Before you listen to the audio extras, just FYI the nonsensical bit we do in the middle is from this video by the hilarious Punchy Players:


The egregious theme to the egregious 1990 attempt to reboot “The Brady Bunch” into “The Bradys:” We love Florence Henderson … this was not the best material match for her voice.


Helen Hunt famously jumping out of a window on angel dust in the after-school special “Desperate Lives


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We have SUCH FUN…!

We have SUCH FUN…!

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As discussed, the Nielson Top 30 for the 1979-1980 season (where Facts Of Life Season 1 came in 74th out of 79 shows): Poor NBC! Still lagging so far behind, even though “Real People” was an unexpected hit that year.

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Nancy McKeon’s Hallmark Commercial where the producers first noticed her. The label says 1981, but it had to pre-date her first appearance on Facts Of Life which was 1980.


“Little Darlings” - trailer (fan-created, not original)

“Little Darlings” - entire movie (!!)


OK, so it’s not a cigarette machine… it’s a PASTRIES machine…? Like future Edna’s Edibles Pastries? To the left is the old-fashioned one-cup-of-coffee-at-a-time coffee machine.

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And finally, let’s hear it for the coke-bottle-glasses-wearing bartender. Matthew and I dismiss him as unattractive, but he’s actually not bad looking at all. (Probably better without the glasses…) He is uncredited in the episode… Anybody recognize him? Write to me!

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013 - S1E13 "Dope" with James Brendlinger

James Brendlinger and the other one

James Brendlinger and the other one


They couldn’t afford a landscaper!? James is quite right that the greenery is way overgrown in the exterior shot from the FOL opening theme. Check out this comparison between then-and-now (now being 2014). The building is Harwood Court dormitory at …

They couldn’t afford a landscaper!? James is quite right that the greenery is way overgrown in the exterior shot from the FOL opening theme. Check out this comparison between then-and-now (now being 2014). The building is Harwood Court dormitory at Pomona College, located at 170 East Bonita Avenue in Claremont, California. (bottom photo by Lindsay Blake from this article in Los Angeles Magazine)


James’ other observation about the opening theme: The creepy dude in the back of this shot. OMG I can’t believe I never noticed him! (BTW, these exterior shots around the “campus” didn’t appear until Episode 5.)

James’ other observation about the opening theme: The creepy dude in the back of this shot. OMG I can’t believe I never noticed him! (BTW, these exterior shots around the “campus” didn’t appear until Episode 5.)


Since James and I discuss it… the first time we ever EVER met Edna Garrett in the “Diff’rent Strokes” pilot:

011 - S1E11 "Running" with Kevin Kriegel

Kevin loves decorating for Christmas. A lot. As in A LOT of decorations.

Kevin loves decorating for Christmas. A lot. As in A LOT of decorations.


At Sleuths with an early incarnation of Kevin’s alter ego, Mitzi Morris

At Sleuths with an early incarnation of Kevin’s alter ego, Mitzi Morris

Mitzi Morris in “Dazzled To Death” at the 2012 Orlando Fringe Festival.


@ Sleuths… I have no idea what we were dressing for here.

@ Sleuths… I have no idea what we were dressing for here.


“Bubble Gum Party,” Orlando Fringe Festival 2015. (with Summer Aiello &amp; Sarah French)

“Bubble Gum Party,” Orlando Fringe Festival 2015. (with Summer Aiello & Sarah French)


Kevin and his husband Brian at Christmas. Yes, they are THAT gay.

Kevin and his husband Brian at Christmas. Yes, they are THAT gay.

010 - S1E10 "Adoption" with Meghan Moroney

Moroney &amp; Almeida: Separated At Birth?

Moroney & Almeida: Separated At Birth?

…that both of Natalie’s parents have red hair.” How could she tell?

Thanks to listener David Davis of Facts of Life Fans on Facebook for noticing this!



Meghan in “Love At Sea” on The Hallmark Channel

Meghan in “Love At Sea” on The Hallmark Channel


Listen to Meghan talk about “Twin Peaks” with our friend Brett Waldon on his podcast! (Brett was my guest in Episode 006)

Listen to Meghan talk about “Twin Peaks” with our friend Brett Waldon on his podcast! (Brett was my guest in Episode 006)


I did some research and was reminded that Blair’s father David Warner appeared on 5 episodes of the show throughout the series. He was played by English actor Nicolas Coster, best known for his work on daytime dramas as well as Buck Rogers and Star …

I did some research and was reminded that Blair’s father David Warner appeared on 5 episodes of the show throughout the series. He was played by English actor Nicolas Coster, best known for his work on daytime dramas as well as Buck Rogers and Star Trek: The Next Generation.


I incorrectly said that Norman Jewison played Natalie’s father. Norman Jewison is the Hollywood director who made such films as “In The Heat Of The Night,” “Fiddler On The Roof,” “Jesus Christ Superstar,” and (one of my all-time favorites) “Moonstru…

I incorrectly said that Norman Jewison played Natalie’s father. Norman Jewison is the Hollywood director who made such films as “In The Heat Of The Night,” “Fiddler On The Roof,” “Jesus Christ Superstar,” and (one of my all-time favorites) “Moonstruck.”

This is actor Norman BURTON, whom we meet as Natalie’s father in S3 E17 “The Affair.” Norman is best known to TV audiences and homosexuals as Joe Atkinson, Lynda Carter’s boss on Seasons 2 and 3 of “Wonder Woman.”

This is actor Norman BURTON, whom we meet as Natalie’s father in S3 E17 “The Affair.” Norman is best known to TV audiences and homosexuals as Joe Atkinson, Lynda Carter’s boss on Seasons 2 and 3 of “Wonder Woman.”


About That Poem: I’m sure it ran in newspapers at various times since its initial publication, so Mrs. Garrett’s “source” isn’t completely implausible. Once again, my friend Bob, whom I believe has earned the official title of Unpaid Volunteer Archivist & Researcher, decided to do some digging on his own. He tracked down the poem’s origin. It is from the April 5, 1952 issue of The Saturday Evening Post. And, to our surprise, it is just a random thing stuck in the middle of a page with a completely different story. ?!?!? I mean, I’m glad that it was published… And whoever Fleur Conkling Heyliger is (more power to you for that name), thank you for these words, which I as an adopted child find very touching. :-) I can only find one other poem called “Clouds” by her on the interwebs. (Is FCH a pen name? Write to me if you know any more about her. I’m assuming it’s a she because Fleur is the French word for Flower.)

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Every year some friends throw a “Crap For Christmas” party where we all unload something we already own in a white-elephant-style gift exchange. A couple years back I received a gift bag with some random decorative items, statues, candles, and THIS PICTURE FRAME. It had a picture of parents and a baby in it. I decided to give it my own personal spin:

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And lastly, OF COURSE THERE IS ALREADY FACTS OF LIFE FAN FICTION. (Because Internet.) DISCLAIMER: I have read very, very little of this. I just felt the need to share. In case my podcast doesn’t waste enough of your time already.


009 - S1E9 "Flash Flood" with Paul Padilla


Paul ‘n Me. That’s the title card for the show in the background. I tried to get artsy and clearly it didn’t work.

Paul ‘n Me. That’s the title card for the show in the background. I tried to get artsy and clearly it didn’t work.


Thanks to listener David Davis of Facts of Life Fans on Facebook for noticing this!


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View the original episode here: The Facts Of Life S1E9 Flash Flood


“Much Happiness!” - Paul’s autographed photo of Mindy Cohn!

“Much Happiness!” - Paul’s autographed photo of Mindy Cohn!


Bob, our Unpaid Director Of Research, did a little digging and GUESS WHAT? There IS a flooding problem in Peekskill, New York. According to page 19 of this document from 2007:

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WHO KNEW?!?


And more importantly, THERE IS A DAM!! Apparently, it had some problems back in 1981. So, this episode may have been quite prophetic indeed. And very uncharacteristically, it seems the writers actually knew something and/or did some research.

Which then leads me to ask… if this is actually a ‘thing’ for Peekskill… why do we never hear about any severe rain or dam issues ever again on “The Facts Of Life” in the subsequent 8 seasons?

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Lisa Whelchel’s über-80s-sounding Christian Album. According to her Wikipedia page,

“In 1984, Whelchel released a Christian pop album entitled All Because of You. The album reached No. 17 on the Billboard Contemporary Christian music charts. She was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Inspirational Performance and was recognized as the writer of the title song, "All Because of You". Among the songs featured on the album were "All Because of You", "Just Obey", "Cover Me Lord", and "Good Girl". She did not record a second album.”

(Editor’s Note: The feathering of her hair in the album cover photo is on-point AF.)

008 - S1E8 "The Facts Of Love" with Alexander Mrazek

Me with Alex!

Me with Alex!


View the original episode here: The Facts Of Life S1E8 The Facts Of Love


performing our Fringe show “Eunice &amp; Ernie’s Story Time For Grown-Ups” at the 2012 Orlando Fringe Festival (David in drag)

performing our Fringe show “Eunice & Ernie’s Story Time For Grown-Ups” at the 2012 Orlando Fringe Festival (David in drag)


performing together recently at Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theatre (Alex in drag)

performing together recently at Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theatre (Alex in drag)


Look who is back in this episode! Delivery Boy Steve! YUMMMMM!!!

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Here is a Rusty Warren party record from 1960. (The bit I reference is around 10:45.) Her humor is a great example of sex being comedically referred to as a nebulous “it” (not unlike this particular FOL episode). There is a routine of hers on a different album where she talks about how young girls are introduced to sexuality by their mothers sticking to a script of “DON’T DO IT! No matter what, DON’T DO IT!” and by the time a woman reaches her wedding day, the honeymoon car drives away, and the mother shouts, “IT’S OK! YOU CAN DO IT NOW!” And the daughter shouts back, “BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS!” LOL On this album, “The Poon-Tang Song” at 13:15 is one of my favorites.


That bit reminds me of a Joan Rivers routine from 1969, also about.. THE FACTS OF LIFE!! (starts @ 1:18)


Alex mentioned he loves the cheesy theme song footage from classic sitcoms. I do too! Here are two of my favorites: A Lord-Of-The-Rings sitcom bit from SNL (with Elijah Wood and Chris Kattan)… and the granddaddy of all sitcom theme spoofs, that phenomenon that was all the everythings for 5 minutes 4 years ago: “Too Many Cooks.”


I own this vintage Weltron 8-track player, prominently displayed in my office where I record many of my podcasts. This is relevant because…

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…Alex needed to learn about 8-track tapes,

A good explanation for those who like a more ‘visual’ approach (starts @ about 2:30):


Cut For Time: Alex talks about his favorite TV shows:

007 - S1E7 "Dieting" with Mark Baratelli

Baratelli &amp; Almeida.

Baratelli & Almeida.


View the original episode here: The Facts Of Life S1E7 Dieting

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Promo shot for Mark’s “Judy Garland” show(s) at The Orlando Fringe Festival

Promo shot for Mark’s “Judy Garland” show(s) at The Orlando Fringe Festival


David and Mark agree: Actor Greg Bradford as Steve the delivery guy is SUPER HOT. Check him out below squaring off against a young unknown Patrick Swayze in “SkateTown U.S.A.” He also appeared in the movie “Zapped!” with Scott Baio and Willie Aames …

David and Mark agree: Actor Greg Bradford as Steve the delivery guy is SUPER HOT. Check him out below squaring off against a young unknown Patrick Swayze in “SkateTown U.S.A.” He also appeared in the movie “Zapped!” with Scott Baio and Willie Aames (trailer below, he is quickly glimpsed between 0:45 - 0:49). Here is a tumblr blog about him (sadly no nudes of him, but the blog is NSFW).



Does Scott Dunbar grow to be Mr. Big from “Sex And The City?”

Does Scott Dunbar grow to be Mr. Big from “Sex And The City?”


Nancy McKeon played Inspector Jinny Exstead on “The Division” from 2001-2004. Somebody compiled a 31 minute video of ‘favorite moments.’ I’ve only skimmed this, but it looks pretty good for a Lifetime series. Her shooting schedule for this show is what prevented her from appearing in “The Facts Of Life Reunion” in 2001; After this show ended, she took time away from acting to raise her family. Her return to television happened just last month on ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars.”


MORE EXTRAS!!

David teaches Mark Baratelli what a backdoor pilot is. (Sadly it doesn’t have to do with this guy:)

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David also gets really obsessive-geeky about The Three Stooges:

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Video for Jump ‘N The Saddle Band’s surprise 1983 pop hit “The Curly Shuffle:”


Due to Tootie’s careless handling of Mr. Bradley’s Chinese food, David is reminded of this:

“It’s Not Chicken Fingers, Tootie!”

“It’s Not Chicken Fingers, Tootie!”

004 - S1E4 "IQ" with Mike Marinaccio

Mike Marinaccio with his head looking abnormally tiny, and my head looking unabnormally extra large.

Mike Marinaccio with his head looking abnormally tiny, and my head looking unabnormally extra large.

Um… WTF? I incorrectly state that Facts Of Life was on for 8 years. Duh. I know it was 9. Brain fart. Or, I guess “Low IQ Moment…”

SUPPLEMENTAL STUFF:

The IQ equation that I couldn’t remember during the show was this: (And I realize I learned this stuff in junior high school, so it is very likely as outdated as the info on this episode.)

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Here is an interesting episode of SciShow Psych giving further insight into IQ scores. I like that he refers to it as “a useful shorthand.” That your IQ can change is new information, I was taught that scores were pretty static… and that was OK because it measures potential intelligence, not actual intelligence.

And for your (racist) entertainment, here is Al Jolson performing “Toot Toot Tootsie” in 1927’s The Jazz Singer. (Thankfully not in blackface.)

003 - S1E3 "The Return Of Mr. Garrett" with Philip Nolen

I forgot to take a picture with Philip after we recorded the show! Here is an image ca. 2009 at the Tequila Cave at Epcot. (BTW, I highly recommend the avocado margarita)

I forgot to take a picture with Philip after we recorded the show! Here is an image ca. 2009 at the Tequila Cave at Epcot. (BTW, I highly recommend the avocado margarita)

Philip Nolen as Salieri; Chad Gneiting and David Almeida as The Venticelli in “Amadeus” at Orlando’s Mad Cow Theatre, 2009

Philip Nolen as Salieri; Chad Gneiting and David Almeida as The Venticelli in “Amadeus” at Orlando’s Mad Cow Theatre, 2009


Philip on the left as Max, David on the right as Kenny in “Laughter On The 23rd Floor” - Orlando’s Mad Cow Theatre, 2013 (Jesus David, dial it back)

Philip on the left as Max, David on the right as Kenny in “Laughter On The 23rd Floor” - Orlando’s Mad Cow Theatre, 2013 (Jesus David, dial it back)


Robert “Mr. Garrett” Alda introducing Broadway to “Guys And Dolls:"