All I Want For Christmas Is Tootie (and Nightmare Fuel)

My friend Justin gave me this for Christmas. A Tootie Ramsey OFFICIAL LIMITED EDITION ACTION FIGURE… ! It has credits: A Consultant, THREE sculptors, and a Seamstress.

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I checked to see if the others were as horrific, and YUP. (No Natalie doll, only Blair, Jo, and Tootie.)

Blair, with the jawline of Rocky Dennis.

Blair, with the jawline of Rocky Dennis.

Jo. Have I taken crazy pills!?! Has Jo EVER had RED HAIR!?! Has Nancy McKeon ever had RED HAIR!!?!?!?

Jo. Have I taken crazy pills!?! Has Jo EVER had RED HAIR!?! Has Nancy McKeon ever had RED HAIR!!?!?!?